I have spent the majority of the day on the phone with my dude bff. He's driving home from Alabama all by himself and I got the pleasure of his company in my ear all morning. As per usual, I get the most random bits of knowledge from him that really makes me question how far under a rock I really live. I guess it's true that the more uncool you become, the more unaware of it you are. I thought for sure that I was going to the cool mom... the "been there and done that, can't sneak jack past me" mom. Ohhh man. I was so wrong. I can't believe what kids these days are into! OMG! I know that we used to do completely ridiculous things when I was younger (did I really just say that??), but kids these days just keep on taking it to new levels... and they actually RECORD it and put it online for the world to see. I'm not so technically retarded that I'm out of touch with YouTube, but I usually have one specific purpose for going there and I'm done. I'm the lame girl that goes to YouTube to listen to music or watch something pop culture related that I missed on TV while I was off hot gluing something. I have never actually explored it to see what kind of random videos are there. WOW. I'm totally locking my kid up. Just the sheer fact that my immediate thought was my child and if these children's mother knew what they were up to shows my age and bold uncoolness. I seriously thought this whole time that Cameron was just uncool doubting my hip-ness. I have apparently turned into "that mom"... "that mom" who thinks she's way more "with it" than she is. You know, to be perfectly honest, I don't care. Sign me up, give me the membership card... I'm SO "that mom" and my kid is getting locked up and parental controlled into the ground. Sure hope he likes mind-your-manners.com and my-mom-rules.com because that's the only internet exposure he's getting.
Speaking of being a mom, my daughter is the most hilarious girl EVER. She came out of her bedroom last night with a hula skirt on her head and says "Hey mommy! Look at me! I'm Lady GaGa" (check out the rest of the pics in my December album--HYSTERICAL) She is now referred to as Avery GaGa around our house.
From December madness |
From December madness |
From December madness |
What a full week this is becoming! I took pictures with the Fugates last night... The Brogans tonight... The Tysons on Thursday morning. Me and the lady posse are starting P90X tomorrow (NOT looking forward to that a bit), and most likely heading to Ocala with Warren tonight. What a busy bee I'm becoming, and I SO need it to squash the negativity that I'm not speaking about today. The most pressing issue today is finding a new year's outfit. Planning a shopping trip with the posse next week to do some sparkle recon. Party plans are in the works... hoping for a good night :) On top of it all, the pageant. STILL have yet to start a workable pageant routine with Avery GaGa. I need to scrape it together folks.
Psst. Job interview on Monday. Fingers crossed. Hoping for the best.
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